Tagged

Frequent commenter Kay Bailey has tagged me. I'm totally it. Or a bird. Something.
Anyway.
Here's how it goes:

1. Link to the person who tagged you.
2. Post the rules to your blog.
3. Write 6 random things about yourself.

• I have grown nearly an inch since college.
• As a child, when I had an occasion that warranted me getting to pick dessert, I picked Sara Lee black forest cake almost consistently until they stopped making it.
• If I were to go back to teaching, it would be to teach junior high math.
• On my kitchen counter right now, there is an empty bottle of prosecco, a nearly empty bottle of Magic Shell, a half-full bottle of rum, and a full bottle of seltzer. I take responsibility only for the Magic Shell.
• I used to be an orthodontic assistant.
• If you are reading this blog, I forget when your birthday is, and wish you would leave it in the comments so I can add it to my calendar right now. I like to think of myself as someone who would be good at remembering birthdays, but I am not. If you are the one exception, please don't say so, because then everyone else will know you're my special favorite.
  

4. Tag 6 people at the end of your post and link to them. (This was hard; I had seven I wanted to use. But rules are mostly rules.)

• But I digress
  
• Hadokat
• Publish Your Comment Weblog (if you have to do it as a comment here to stay within the theme of your blog, it's OK with me)
• MaternityLand
• Hopeful Pessimism
• ToddP dot com
  

5. Let each person you have tagged know by leaving a comment on their blog. (I am cheating a little bit, and just e-mailing you people.)
6. Let the tagger know when your entry is posted.