And the seasons, they go round and round

Our next installment of "marking time on a college campus" is on how we know school has started.

• Not Hippie Birkenstock Silver Jewelry Guy
• Not Hippie Birkenstock Tapestry and Flowy Skirt Gal

No indeed.

• Giant Tent of Posters, Including but Not Limited to Scarface, Monet, and Dali.