Parodoxy

Sorry it's been so long again, folks. Been thinking about you, and this space, lots. We should talk about what we're going to do around here.

Meanwhile, I had a CMC-appropriate thought.

It is a totally valid life choice to declare, "I'm too old to ever help anyone move again."

and

It is a totally valid life choice to date a person in their 20s.

but

You probably cannot maintain both those life choices at once.