Yeah, but I want to know what Key West has on you guys. . .sure, there's the whole Hemingway connection, but come ON. . .large masses of septugenarians wandering around in Speedos all day can't be that much of a deterrent for recession, can it?
My new theory: Homosexuality creates economic stability.
This is based strictly on my having heard (but not at all having confirmed as reliable) that NH has the highest per-capita gay population of any state. Plus Key West.
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Yeah, but I want to know what Key West has on you guys. . .sure, there's the whole Hemingway connection, but come ON. . .large masses of septugenarians wandering around in Speedos all day can't be that much of a deterrent for recession, can it?
I know, right?
And really, don't the hurricanes present an economic danger regardless of the rest of the economy?
My new theory: Homosexuality creates economic stability.
This is based strictly on my having heard (but not at all having confirmed as reliable) that NH has the highest per-capita gay population of any state. Plus Key West.
Florida would agree with you wholeheartedly (Richard, that is).
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