From: [Dating site] Summer Interns
Subject: [bzzzzgrrrl], we have data on your attractiveness
[image of me] = good-looking
We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of [dating site]'s most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.
How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's reactions to you.
Your new elite status comes with one important privilege:
You will now see more attractive people in your match results.
This new status won't affect your actual match percentages, which are still based purely on your answers and desired match's answers. But the people we recommend will be more attractive. Also! You'll be shown to more attractive people in their match results.
Suddenly, the world is your oyster. Login now and reap the rewards. And, no, we didn't just send this email to everyone on [dating site]. Go ask an ugly friend and see.
So, if I'm reading this right, as of yesterday, based on my picture, I am just slightly more intriguing to other users than average.
Depending on the day, that could be really good news. Or, actually, not so much.