If there is one thing about Peter Brady that is better than me, it is his ability to do this without freaking out his friends to the point where they feel compelled to become EMTs.
It is not his Humphrey Bogart impression. Mine is certainly superior.
(Mike, I do know that this is Christopher Plummer and not Peter Brady. But there are other things about CP that are better than me, including his ability to get foxy much younger women to like him without being entertaining or interesting or funny. Hey, wait. What?)
(Everyone, I do also know that it's really Christopher Knight. Whoops. Christopher Knight was Peter Brady. Eve Plumb was Jan Brady. Christopher Plummer was Captain von Trapp. Christopher Knight is also who I am discussing in parentheses above.)