I'm so sorry, you people. I have sooooooooo much to tell you, if you're still there. I don't blame you if you aren't.
But for starters, here is my favorite thing that I have had to say today.
"It's, um, complicated for me to hear you suggest that the problem with feminists is that they aren't paying enough attention to men."
Yeah. So I'm about like that. How are you?
Update 6/11/10: Here is that same sentiment, expressed in awesomer fashion.