So Condomania has apparently been measuring. Or something.
And you'll be glad to know that my old hometown of D.C. and my current home state of New Hampshire both do just fine. Seems like there would be a lot of jokes I could make, but really, I have already wasted most of the ten minutes I was gong to take for lunch on this. And you, readers, never disappoint me on the jokey joke front.
So have at it. There'll be a prize for the author of the best line in the comments. Contest starts now and ends Friday at noon.