Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Things I actually had to say to my seatmate on my flight from Chicago to Manchester Sunday

  • "I'm on page 70."
  • "I'm on page 82."
  • "I'm on page 96."
  • "If I'm going to be your PR person, the first thing I'm going to do is tell you to stop asking women if they're pregnant."
  • "You'll understand if I disagree with you about Title IX."
  • "I'm sorry you had a son. No, not really. I don't really care, and you seem fine with it."
  • "No, you probably shouldn't ask. It seems presumptuous, doesn't it?"
  • "No, thanks, you don't need to buy me a drink."
  • "It'll be OK."

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