Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Deadly

If you're like my friend bzh, you might think this is the greatest infographic ever. And, fair enough. It's funny and informative, and I am in favor of both.

But I think it reaches its full awesome potential if you look at each map once, just focusing on New Hampshire. And then go through again, looking just at the D.C. area.

I'm just sayin'.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Closed

For the first time ever, I need to close comments on a post. No, it's not something you did. Well, maybe, if you're an Asian spammer. If you have something more to say on the subject originally discussed in that post, or something to say about Asian spammers, you may comment here.
Asian spammers, go away. In fact, all spammers, go away.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Reflections on having to ask a coworker to drive me home in the middle of a weekday afternoon so I can change into jeans and pop a couple of Advil

Remember this bit, from the pilot episode of Seinfeld?

[VIDEO REMOVED; see update below.]

You know who makes jokes like the one that starts at about the 1:04 mark?

Male comedians.

[UPDATE 8/3/10: Apparently, that video has been removed by the user. This one's shorter, and only contains the joke in question.]