- The expected high today where I live is 43 degrees.
- I am really, really not into hickeys. Don't want to give them, don't want to receive them, never have, for reasons probably both good and less-good. We'll plumb those depths another time.
Now that that's out of the way...
Last night, I was just sitting around, watching Hoarders, maybe a little judgmentally, like everyone who watches Hoarders.
And then, it was time for bed.
So I got up and immediately tripped on a pile of clutter in my own home (because hubris. Or karma. Or both.).
Fortunately, I did not break my laptop, which I was holding at the time.
But I did land both painfully and awkwardly, collarbone first, on the railing to my treadmill.
All of which is to say, thank goodness that it is appropriate to wear this turtleneck (technically, cowlneck), because bruisey: