Sorry it's been so long again, folks. Been thinking about you, and this space, lots. We should talk about what we're going to do around here.
Meanwhile, I had a CMC-appropriate thought.
It is a totally valid life choice to declare, "I'm too old to ever help anyone move again."
It is a totally valid life choice to date a person in their 20s.
You probably cannot maintain both those life choices at once.