Saturday, May 31, 2008

A brief interlude

I know we're in the middle of the moving story and all, but:
I just bought a pitchfork.
Do you all agree with me that that makes me just a tiny bit hotter?
Posted by bzzzzgrrrl at 2:00 PM

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

sure, but you'd be a LOT hotter if you also had a long red tail and horns.

June 1, 2008 at 11:03 PM
Anonymous said...

Yes.

June 2, 2008 at 10:38 AM
Anonymous said...

Probably. It depends. Do you have a use for it, or is it a costume pitchfork?

June 2, 2008 at 7:53 PM
Joe said...

Green acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is the life for me.
Land spreadin' out so far and wide
Keep Manhattan, just give me that countryside.

Sorry, first thought that came to mind. . .followed by an emphatic YES on the hottness scale, Lucy. Good work.

June 3, 2008 at 11:06 AM
bzzzzgrrrl said...

It is not a costume pitchfork. I am currently using it to finally tame the blackberry bushes that are threatening to eat my house, and will likely have other uses for it as well. Like feeding tortured souls into the fires of hell.
Oooooh--or taking "American Gothic" pictures of myself for Christmas cards!

June 3, 2008 at 11:24 AM
Anonymous said...

Ah, but does it make you FEEL hotter?

Interesting suggestion from Joe for City Mouse Country's theme song. I'm sure this crowd (not sure we qualify as a "crowd", how about "elite number of Mouse Readers?") can come up with some others.

"O Fledermaus" comes to mind, but isn't that actually a bat?

Assuming you WANT a theme song, that is.

June 3, 2008 at 2:59 PM
Anonymous said...

Re: "I am currently using it to finally tame the blackberry bushes that are threatening to eat my house..."

Then yes. Very hot.

And the theme music that comes to mind is the soundtrack from Little Shop of Horrors.

June 6, 2008 at 1:57 PM

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