I think we need a new series here. When I see a sentence that just dazzles me, we'll call it the sentence of the day, and in the future, it won't get this big introduction. I'll also present without context, because a real gem of a sentence should do OK without it, but if the context is hilarious or current eventsy, there'll be a link for your value-added entertainment.
Without further ado:
"Because nothing says "voice of her generation" like eponymous cosmetics." -A friend of a friend, on Facebook