Katie, with a total of 14 points, but not by as much of a landslide as she seemed to think. Carl came in with 11 points, Cousin Mouse's tale of my Lyme Disease scored 9, and my messy room as presented by Cousin Mouse racked up a respectable 6 points.
Thank you all for playing. Based on the specific entrants, first prize and runner-up prizes, will likely all be beer in varying quantities.
Now, we return to stories at my expense by me.