What readers want to know

By far the most frequent in-person question I get from regular readers of my blog is, "Did you get your garage doors fixed?"
"Fixed" is a funny word.
But to update: I actually sort of got them deliberately broken. They both go up and down now, but I have to do it manually, and the garage door openers are disengaged so they can't do any more harm. Someday, I will have so much money that I will already have a dryer and a disposal and a dishwasher and a new furnace, and a pile of money left over, and then, I might replace the garage door openers with ones that are younger than David Gregory.