Needy

This is one of those memes that goes around, and I thought I'd done it already, but now I think maybe not. You Google your name and "needs," and post the first five answers that come up. Mine (using my real first name) go like this:

• [bzzzzgrrrl] needs a home.
• [bzzzzgrrrl] needs to be bonked.
• [bzzzzgrrrl] needs a haircut.
• [bzzzzgrrrl] needs braces.
• [bzzzzgrrrl] needs tacos.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Right?
Oh, no.
So much better when done with "does not need."

• [bzzzzgrrrl] does not need the help of any paintings or pictures to make the varied combinations of colors and designs on her wall hangings.
• [bzzzzgrrrl] does not need a bigger penis, doesn't play video games, hates ringtones, and despises advertising of any kind.
• [bzzzzgrrrl] does not need permission to enter her own official residence, as she is the president's wife.
• [bzzzzgrrrl] does not need added income, and the foundation fees will not be a large part of her annual income.
• [bzzzzgrrrl] does not need to sleepwalk to express herself.