A big to-do

I know, yesterday I said I'd give you three posts, and then only gave you one.

Sorry.

Really I got too lazy to post the one, and too angry to post the other.

And now I want to post up a storm, as it were, but it's 2:24 and I am still sitting here in my pajamas.

Here is what I have already done this weekend (in no particular order):

• watch For the Bible Tells Me So
• get out of bed
• read big swathes of the internet, as prescribed by Five Star Friday
• watch the snow continue to fall, twelve hours after it was supposed to stop
  

Here is what I still hope to do this weekend (in no particular order):

• get dressed
• watch some old episodes of My Name Is Earl
• write and send Christmas cards to those who have sent them to me
• write my annual wintertime e-mail
• buy wrapping paper
• get a bunch of boxes together
• go to the office to wrap the presents I left there
• ship presents to far-away folks
• clean my room
• quickly tidy the rest of the house
• clean the refrigerator, in case we're having Christmas here and I need to find room for a goose and a roast beef
  
• do something to make the potted Norfolk pine I'm using as a Christmas tree look festive without breaking it
  
• go to church
• shovel the walk
• buy one more present
• ah, hell. Two more.
  
• make sure my sweater with the baby Jesus on it is clean and presentable
• call the butcher to see if the goose we ordered is in
• pick up goose and roast beef, if so
• watch Harakiri
• reorder my Netflix list, because I have no idea why Harakiri is even on there
  
• write that blog post about Rick Warren
• write that new Anonymous Comment Experiment post
• dust
• figure out where we'll put presents so my sister's bichon doesn't eat them
• bake?
• shovel the walk again, after tomorrow's storm

Seems like I should get a wiggle on.