Sometime in the first season of Friends, Phoebe dates this therapist, Roger, who everyone else hates because he's so that guy, and at one point, when he has made Monica feel all sad and inadequate, she has a cookie, and he says on his way out the door, "Mon? Remember, they're just cookies. They're not love."
In completely unrelated news, today at the Student Center, there are free Choco Tacos, and I cannot remember when a bad mood has lifted more quickly.
Mmmm, Choco Taco.