The local paper's front-page, above the fold story yesterday bore this headline:
Roundabout crashes down
So, when you read that, what was your first assumption about this story?
a) There is a roundabout locally that has somehow collapsed.
b) The number of crashes in a local roundabout (or, perhaps, in all roundabouts) has decreased.
c) Roundabout? What the hell is a roundabout?
I'll add the correct answer, with my own commentary, after you all have had a chance to have at it.